How can I destroy my husband's Playstation 3 and make it look like an accident?
Sunday, March 28th, 2010 at
23:51
I’m talking destroy beyond repair.
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Just throw it away and then when he asks what happened to it say, "oh no! We’ve been burgled!" Act really shocked.
This would be a good time to throw away some of those movies you hate to watch and a few of his most repulsive shirts. Throw the games away too because while he’ll probably replace some of it, he won’t replace it all. It will just be too much work.
Pour water on it, and throw some inside of it.
Then just telling him you don’t know why its not working?
LOL…I wonder this all the time about my husband’s computer! Why don’t you "trip" and "accidentally" spill water on it.
Rather than destroying it, why not look to WHY he uses it? You might like to look to your ID for a starter – it doesn’t say xx’s lover…..
Give him a reason NOT to use it!
when you find out let me know!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He will just buy another one….these are still available for sale. And so your real issue continues…..
run over it with a car, and say, oops, I didn’t know that was under my tire, sorry!
Put it in the microwave for about 5 minutes, along with the memory chip. That will completely fry the circuits without the mess of water. It just simply won’t work!
Don’t destory it ….Tell him to grow the F-U-C-K up and act like an adult ..
…."accidental" water spillage..lol
Find a game you like and play the crap out of it
If you can’t beat em, join em.
Why dont you get a divource and just end having the cycle of breaking PS3s….
hit it with a sledge hammer a couple of times, take the pieces and put them down the garbage disposal, then take all the little ground up shunks of metal and plastic and put it in a small box where his playstation used to be!
Thank god my husband doesn’t have this problem. My ex did, though and he would literally go 8-10 hours straight on the dang thing. It’s amazing how addictive it can be.
I agree with the water spillage idea.
If he annoys you with the play station.. Annoy him with it too..
Throw something really heavy onto it (like a brick) and say something dropped.
go upstairs then throw it out the window, say oh i was showing it to somebody and it dropped–lol
or pour water in it,
why break it, he’ll buy another…tell him to quit playing with the PS3 and start playing with you…(i know, typical male answer; it’s either sex or games)…talk to him and de,and more of his time…
Can you afford it when he just goes and buys another one?
Think about it, Sweetie!
xoxoxo
Maybe if you took care of his male needs he wouldn’t need a distraction. The real failure is perhaps yours.
Why not just make things around the house more fun so that he does not have to escape to this? Go out and do stuff together like take sam for a walk and to the park. Go out on a date from time to time. To break a toy will not fix what is wrong.
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that is a costly machine..and a blue ray to boot..i would gets some dvd’s and pop them into it before he could even get his hand’s on it..besides would you like him distroying your computer
Video games have ruined many marriages. It’s sad, so sad.
Open it and scratch the lens, it will still turn on and stuff but it won’t read the game disc. It would be cheaper to buy a new than to repair it so I guess you will be good.
Do you like a TV above the ps3? do you like watching the TV? Because if you want to pour water over the PS3 to look like an accident it would want to come from a pipe in the ceiling above and F@%* up the TV too (and the ceiling) stop plotting against his electronics and offer to bring him out for a beer, he’ll love you for it.
Don’t put it in the microwave, it will cause a fire! I’m an electrician and I’m asked to do this to various items by my lady friends. I do it so discretely, the "problem" can’t be found.
The next day, I get a call to look at it, can’t be "repaired", but I could use the parts and I just take it. I correct the problem and I have a new toy!
Ask a trusted friend for help, or go to Craig’s list and offer "free item" for techies.
Funny!
Are you serious? Wont he just get a new one?
Don’t destroy it. That’s just a lot of money wasted. Instead, take over it. Like the other girl said: if you can’t beat him, join him. Except, instead of joining him, play as much as you want and don’t let him have a turn.
OKAY make sure u are very careful when you pour water on it you do not want to cause a fire just drop it a couple of times on the floor make sure it lands straight down and plug it in and see if it works if it does drop it again if not unplug it open it up its not that hard to do so and rip apart a couple of fuses in it. Make sure he is not going to be home for a couple of hours .